Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it
what if there were subtitles in real life?? I would never have to ask someone to repeat what they just said like 3 times and then eventually give up and then just smile and say “hah yeh”